Soft, roomy, and quietly expressive — this pullover hoodie wraps you in warmth while speaking in a sly, literary voice. The front chest carries a small, hand-lettered “WISE UP!” while the back blooms with a flowing script: “A severe case of notions….”
Meaning: He has notions - Someone thinks a bit too much of themselves; putting on airs and graces. Used in context: "Did you see him arrive in a velvet jacket? He has notions thon lad..." Why outsiders don't get it: It's both an insult and a wierd form of admiration. Complex and deadly accurate. The hoody itself is the kind of layer you reach for on slow mornings, walks with coffee, study sessions that run late, or when you want your outfit to feel thoughtful without shouting. The double-lined hood and colour-matched drawcord give structure and a refined look. Wear it with worn jeans, a canvas tote, and a stack of dog-eared books for a quiet, clever statement that sits comfortably in everyday life.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (medium-heavy 8.0 oz) for cozy warmth and soft hand-feel
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner drape and less fabric waste
- Double-lined hood with colour-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pouch pocket
| | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
- Classic fit with tear-away label; meets safety and environmental compliance standards
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Soft, roomy, and quietly expressive — this pullover hoodie wraps you in warmth while speaking in a sly, literary voice. The front chest carries a small, hand-lettered “WISE UP!” while the back blooms with a flowing script: “A severe case of notions….”
Meaning: He has notions - Someone thinks a bit too much of themselves; putting on airs and graces. Used in context: "Did you see him arrive in a velvet jacket? He has notions thon lad..." Why outsiders don't get it: It's both an insult and a wierd form of admiration. Complex and deadly accurate. The hoody itself is the kind of layer you reach for on slow mornings, walks with coffee, study sessions that run late, or when you want your outfit to feel thoughtful without shouting. The double-lined hood and colour-matched drawcord give structure and a refined look. Wear it with worn jeans, a canvas tote, and a stack of dog-eared books for a quiet, clever statement that sits comfortably in everyday life.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (medium-heavy 8.0 oz) for cozy warmth and soft hand-feel
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner drape and less fabric waste
- Double-lined hood with colour-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pouch pocket
| | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
- Classic fit with tear-away label; meets safety and environmental compliance standards
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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